Saturday, March 22, 2014

WE ARE ALL TERRORISTS NOW

These pamphlets that the FBI sent out finger pretty much everyone as a potential terrorist. It is important that the net be thrown as wide as possible to ensure that monitoring and tracking and spying of all types can be justified when the time has come to arrest YOU. Oh, you aren’t a terrorist? Are you sure? A quick rundown:
- If you shop at a beauty supplier or a drug store but you don’t own a salon, you might be a terrorist.
- If you travel a long distance to get to a store, you might be a terrorist.
- If you pay cash for a cup of coffee, you might be a terrorist.
- If you’re at a hobby shop but you’re not excited about your hobby, you might be a terrorist.
- If you encrypt your photos on your computer, you might be a terrorist.
- If you are overly concerned about privacy, you might be a terrorist.
- If you purchase hydrogen peroxide, you might be a terrorist.
- If you download content of an extreme or radical nature with violent themes, you might be a terrorist.
- If you’re a new customer and not from the local area and you’re shopping at a farm supply store, you might be a terrorist.
- If you demonstrate a specific interest in remote-controlled airplanes, you might be a terrorist.
- If you are missing a hand or fingers and are present in a shopping mall, you might be a terrorist.
- If you are using a camera in a shopping mall, you might be a terrorist.
- If you are taking notes, you might be a terrorist.
- If you are drawing diagrams, you might be a terrorist.
- If you get a room at a hotel and do not leave said room until your departure, you might be a terrorist.
- If you refuse cleaning services at a hotel, you might be a terrorist.
- If you change your appearance while staying at a hotel, you might be a terrorist.
- If you buy batteries AND a GPS at an electronics store, you might be a terrorist.

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